Bigger Issues in Nuxland

"The Canucks should be better. Why are they struggling to even get into the playoffs? They should be a Cup contender?"

Who are these people saying this? Where have you been the past 39 years? OK, some of you were just twinkles in your parents' eyes but even those who hopped onboard in the Pavel Bure era...it's been 15 years since the 1994 Cup run. Wake up and smell the weed wafting over this region. You have to be high to even conclude that just getting a "world-class" goalie was enough.

Mats Sundin--please. Even if he gets straightened around and approaches that pt/game pace he should be on, is this Canuck team as good as the Sharks or the Wings are now?

How about a few less dumb penalties, too?

It's a process, ladies and texting Yaletownies. You really do have to crawl before you can walk. The Canucks are a team in transition as harsh as that reality is for most here to swallow. Is getting into the playoffs and most probably losing in rd. 1 or 2 the goal? Maybe for the owners' bottom line it is but in building a Cup team, what is the point of making the playoffs just for the sake of making the playoffs? Then all you are is a team like the Chicago Blackhawks (1970-97) or the St. Louis Blues (1980-2004) who would make the playoffs year after year and never really come close to the Cup (early '71 and '73 Finals aside for the Tony O era Hawks).

GM Mike Gillis is smarter than that, one hopes. Sundin is on a one-year deal. If the Nux do not make the playoffs, no harm no foul. They can be done with the guy.

The bigger headache is dealing with Roberto Luongo. Given Corey Schneider is no Steve Mason or Jonathan Quick, the Nux have no depth or cheaper option in net. If Luongo is who you are building your hopes around, he needs help.

That starts with a puck-moving defenceman. Pretty much every team in the post-expansion history of the Cup has had a Norris Trophy (or at the very least an All-Star calibre) offensive defenceman with the ability to feed the forwards. Look at the strides San Jose has made by signing Dan Boyle and, to a lesser extent, Rob Blake. Their D is just as strong but offensively the Sharks have leapt from averaging 2.7 per game in '07/08 to 3.5 in '08/09.

The only options the Nux have are to look at guys who may be attainable such as soon to be UFA Jay Bouwmeester, Mark Streit (signed through 12/13 at $4.1 million per), or even thinking to bring back a pricier option (one more season at $6 million on his current deal) Ed Jovanoski.

If Gillis wants to fire Yogi Bear and replace him with the Love Guru, fine, but I think we'd all sooner see an attempt at snagging a Norris type D-man.

I Blame Society...And Goalie Pads!

One of the reasons spewed out ad infinitum as to why scoring is down is the size of the goalie equipment. Yet somehow these same Michelin Men netminders gave up 22 goals in 65 minutes of hockey in the All-Star Game.



Duck and cover

Sure this game is known for its lack of defence but shouldn't the larger netminders anyway at best up the scoring no more than a few goals over the 5+ average a regular season game sees?

Maybe the real reason scoring is down is more down to the style of play in the NHL. Although the neutral zone trap and its cousin, the left-wing lock, are still with us, they are not as much a factor as during the Dead Puck Era.

Given no player was really attempting to block shots in the All-Star Game and there has been an idea floated about to ban shot blocking, maybe that is the route towards more chances on net at least. Because this is what we are ultimately talking about. It's not the dearth of scoring but the non-action of so many meaningless regular season games.

Sure the play in 2008-09 is far superior than in the 1990s but it's a far cry from the Air Hockey '80s let alone the '70s when hockey probably struck the perfect balance between offence and defence (albeit bench clearing brawls sometimes disrupted all that...so the obvious solution must be to bring back the bench clearing. "Bettman, you're out! Schultz, you're the new commish!").

Shot blocking is a skill but it has gotten completely out of whack. It seems more players work on shot blocking as well as filling lanes and having "active" sticks than on traditional skills like, oh, skating, shooting and passing.

Something has to give. I'm all for 4-on-4 hockey for the entire 60 minutes. After all hockey started out as a 6-on-6 game then evolved into the current 5-on-5 game.

Be it the size of the goalie pads or the bigger and stronger players out there, it's about creating space to create goal scoring chances. I'm not really saying anything new here, but the All-Star Shinny proved it's not the players' fault for a lack of scoring. It's the way the game is coached now. For that it takes a different mindset and an emphasis on creativity rather than on figuring out ways to suck the life out of the opposition. Yes, I am talking to you Jacques Lemaire, Ken Hitchcock, Jacques Martin and your ilk.

The Habs: 100 Years...100 Stars?

The Mother Corp. ran a special Friday night (rerun tonight after the NHL All-Star Game Skills Sideshow) called "The Montreal Canadiens: 100 Years, 100 Stars." Hosted by the Father, the Son and the Goalie host of "The Hour" and Canadiens' fan George Snuffleupagus (as opposed to his American doppelganger also oddly with the exact same moniker--George Snuffleupagus).

I don't know about you, but even this lapsed B's fan was expecting a countdown of the top 100 players in Hab history hence the title of the program. At the very least I was curious as to where Rick "4 Cups" Chartraw and Mike "B's killer" McPhee ended up on that list.

The man, the myth, the moustache

But noooooooooo! We got various typical Canajan celebs takes on their fave Hab teams, moments, players, etc. Of course, spliced in were some interesting short new interview clips from the Guys (Lafleur and Carbonneau), Bob Gainey, Mr. Erudite, the Pocket Rocket and the Le Gros Bill.

Other than that, we heard from such stellars Canadian "stars" as Mitsou, Justin Trudeau, the guy who played the lead character in the blink-and-you-missed-it "Ed" TV series, as well as members of such bands as Simple Plan, Great Big Sea, Sam Roberts of the creatively named Sam Roberts Band, Gino Vannelli and the ubiquitous Anne Murray. Apparently, Rene Simard was unavailable, but we got to see a 15-year-old Celine Dion in action. I was half expecting Bobby Bittman and Lola Heatherton to make appearances.

This led to learning that Jason Priestley won $10,000 off Val Kilmer and Kurt Russell by betting on the Habs in the '93 Final vs. the LA Gretzkys. So now we know the organizer of the "Donna Martin Graduates" protest likes his sports betting. Of course, having a Canuck fan relate this story added much gravitas to the program.

At least we learned a few more things:

• Guy Lafleur owned up to inventing rap unintentionally thanks to this gem of a recording.
• The NY Isles lost the '93 Eastern Conference Final because they were at the Chez Paree strip club until 3 am (and not because Patrick Roy played lights out in that and all series in '93).
• Viggo Mortensen is a Habs fan and wore a ratty old Habs T-shirt under his Aragorn-ian gear while filming Bored Of The Rings.
• Anne Murray rocks the women in comfortable shoes hairstyle.
• Tommy Lasorda's secret past includes him becoming a Habs fan thanks to his stint playing for the Dodgers farm club, the Montreal Royals.

The program also managed to tie Jackie Robinson's breaking of baseball's color barrier which began with the Montreal Royals to the Habs' multiculturalism being the key to their success. Never letting the facts get in the way of their point, of course, the Al MacNeil-Henri Richard feud in the 1971 playoffs that got MacNeil canned despite coaching (with a tad of help from rookie goalie sensation Ken Dryden) the Habs to the Cup that season was not mentioned.

Also, Strombo tried to tie the recent revival of the Hab franchise under Carbo and Gainey to Montreal's current supposedly "vibrant" music scene. If you consider Arcade Fire "vibrant" then you're probably onboard with everything this program has to say on the Hablers.

Anyway, it's good to know that our tax dollars are hard at work producing such fine filler for the airwaves.